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Aeroplanes And Meteor Showers: Appledash Perspective
Applejack: “Rainbow, why is Twilight sitting in the orchard with a giant bipedal blue jay and doing what seems to be crying and singing?”
Rainbow: “Wait you can see that too? I thought that was a fever dream…”
Applejack: “No its not”
Rainbow: “Well it feels like one, because it feels like they have been doing that for the past 10 Years”
Applejack: "Its so weird…“
Rainbow: "You think that’s weird? you should see the dream I had the other day about me and a blue hedgehog"
Applejack: ”…Rainbow have you been eating Pinkie’s Food again?“
Rainbow: "Applejack just eat the damn cookies so this god awful meme can end already”
Psychological Warfare.
Applejack: Dashie, did you eat the cookies I made for Cloudy’s birthday party?
Dash, clearly lying: No.
Applejack: You’re ugly when you lie.
Dash: I’m not lying!
Applejack: Then why are you ugly?
Richard Horvitz, who is our Random Narrator for the evening (don’t question it): From that day on, Rainbow Dash swore to never tell a lie again. For she was so traumatized by the thought of Applejack thinking she was ugly, it scared her for life.
Richard Horvitz: Of course, Applejack never actually thought Rainbow was ugly. It was all just a clever ruse to trick Rainbow into being more honest. And it worked!… For about a week. That’s about how long it took for Rainbow to get so drunk that she just kind of forgot.
Rainbow Dash: I'm a very matured person, I apologize when I'm wrong.
Applejack: I've never heard you apologize
Rainbow Dash: I am never wrong
Incorrect Appledash Quotes: Timeline #156
Rainbow Dash: Hey AJ, remember when you said how much you´d love I could meet your parents?
Applejack: Yeah, why you ask Sugarcube?
Rainbow Dash: Well, I think I found the answer for that problem!
*Rainbow Dash pulls out from her saddle a spiky black sphere, it´s pulsating and has an orange glow coming from it´s cracks*
Applejack, worried: Uuhm… Dash, where you found that thing?
Rainbow Dash: It was locked on Canterlot´s castle undergrounds, Princess Luna helped me getting it out.
Applejack, sweating: Ah think there´s a reason it was locked, that doesn´t look safe.
Rainbow Dash: Exactly! FIRE IN THE HOLE!
*Rainbow Dash smashes the sphere into the ground, followed by a blinding light*
*Applejack opens her eyes, they´re still in the room, only difference is, Bright Mac and Pear Butter are standing in front of them*
Applejack, confused: Mom… Dad… what are y´all doin´ here?
Bright Mac: We were about to ask you the same question Jackie, what are YOU doin´ here?
Pear Butter: And why are you two laying like that?
*Pear Butter points with her hoof to a corner of the room, Applejack sees herself and Rainbow Dash laying still on the ground on a very odd position, she just noticed that the whole room is covered in soot*
Applejack, turns to Rainbow Dash: Dash, please don´t tell me that…
Rainbow Dash: Eeup, we´re dead! now I can finally meet your parents, isn´t that awesome?
Applejack: Ah wished you could, but not like this!
Rainbow Dash: Hey, look at the bright side!
Applejack: What could possibly be the bright side of all of these nonsense?
Rainbow Dash: You can float now! that means that you no longer have to walk everywhere, you can fly with me FOREVER!
Applejack: …
Applejack, really mad: Rainbow Apple Dash, you better go get Twilight and fix this mess right now!
Pear Butter: Jackie, before that, would you rather present us your wife first…
Rainbow Dash: Only if you can catch me first cowgirl!
*Rainbow Dash flies into the wall going through it, Applejack does the same chasing her around the room, going in and out though multiple pieces of furniture*
Applejack: Ah´m gonna kick your intangible flank back to the livin´ world!
Rainbow Dash, popping out from the wall clock: Oh, I know you still want to tap this intangible flank, you always do!
*the chase continues*
*Bright Mac and Pear Butter stare at each other smiling*
Bright Mac: Eeup, she´s totally an apple!
This is based around this quote I submitted back in the day on the @incorrectappledashquotes blog, but instead of being a lighthearted ending, it´s more on the line of the chaotic nature of Appledash.

















